The asymmetry report

"The asymmetry report"

I stare at you both 

in disbelief.
This can't be real.
This isn't right.

The left one

a bit slimmer,
not too bad,
just acceptable.

The right one
threatens to burst
right out of the mirror's frame.

Where did all this come from?
What kind of shape is this?
What was the inspiration here?

No, this isn't right.
This can't be real.
This can't be mine.

The right one

smooth, firm, 

not too bad, 

just acceptable.

The left one 

ripples 

with the slightest breath of air.

Where did you come from? 

Who switched you out? 

Whose clumsy hand designed this flawed pattern?

I'm filing a complaint.

Tomorrow, I'll look again. 

I'll close the window 

to stop the breeze 

and get myself a bigger mirror.

And while carrying it 

upstairs,

I'll forget

that you were ever 

so slightly uneven.